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Мадрид 18+
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Беру на себя смелость предложить экскурсию, на которой вы узнаете пикантные подробности из жизни знати и богемы Испании 17-20 вв. Я расскажу о королях и одной королеве с безудержным сексуальным аппетитом. Вспомню развратную эпоху Лопе де Вега, где он был главным заводилой. Не забуду об интимной жизни современного Мадрида. Вам будет что послушать, посмотреть и от чего покраснеть.

Что вас ожидает

  • Площадь Соль, где находится памятник королю Карлу III. Когда он женился, его супруге исполнилось всего 13 лет. Это была практически единственная королевская пара, которая спала вместе — и на то была веская эротическая причина.
  • Улица Ареналь. Раньше здесь находилась знаменитая дискотека Джой, с которой связано много интимных историй — иногда с неожиданным финалом.
  • Церковь Сан-Хинез, которая связана с любовными похождениями Лопе де Вега. Друзья выкрали для него девушку, привезли в церковь, и поэт с ней венчался — но очень, очень своеобразно…
  • Площадь Изабеллы II — королевы, которая себе в приключениях не отказывала, поскольку вышла замуж без любви. Изабелла ударилась во все тяжкие — и кое-что из тяжкого я расскажу и даже покажу на феерических картинках.
  • Королевский дворец. Поговорим о такой занимательной вещи, как половой орган короля Фердинанда VII. Он был воистину примечательным, и это объясняло количество королевских жён и их смену каждые 2 года.
  • Улица Майор, на которой убили одного известного графа. Он был богат, красив, соблазнял дам пачками и считался фаворитом самой королевы. Я расскажу, как это обстоятельство привело его к преждевременной смерти.
  • Современный Мадрид. Вы увидите площадь, где сегодня «снимают» девочек возраста наших бабушек. А ещë заглянете в бар, где находятся эротические фрески — по одной из версий, раньше в этом здании был публичный дом.

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Начало экскурсии площадь Соль.
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