Экскурсия | Это вам не обзорка! Несерьёзная Москва

Это вам не обзорка! Несерьёзная Москва
Увидеть главные достопримечательности столицы и посмеяться над её самыми невероятными историями

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Описание

На Руси смех — не грех, а добрая традиция. Так почему бы не посмеяться? Да, Москва — город серьёзный. Здесь принимаются государственные решения, строятся небоскрёбы и вершится история. Но ведь история — это не только цари, даты и реформы. Это ещё и городские байки, курьёзы, легенды и невероятные сюжеты о купцах, боярах, авантюристах и чудаках, которые жили в столице.

Что вас ожидает

Вы услышите забавные истории о том,

  • как Москва готовилась к концу света, а Иван III его отменил
  • почему один богатейший промышленник сделал из подданных арт-объект и назвал его охраной
  • как текстильный магнат усиленно боролся с неприятными запахами — и чуть не помер
  • как московский боярин построил самую неудобную темницу Москвы и сам туда угодил
  • как бывший крепостной стал «водочным королём» и водил за нос конкурентов
  • что такое газлайтинг по-московски, или как купцы подшучивали над своими покупателями
  • где в Москве кормили, развлекали и пускали на праздник бесплатно, но только при условии, что вы прилично одеты и умеете держать язык за зубами

*А ещё вы увидите самое опасное место для психики взрослого человека. С него-то и начнём!

На нашем маршруте

  • Кремль, парк «Зарядье» и живописные виды с Васильевского спуска
  • Купеческое Замоскворечье
  • Храм Христа Спасителя и Патриарший мост
  • Воробьёвы горы
  • Сталинские высотки
  • Дом Правительства
  • Исторические набережные Москвы-реки

Мы сделаем 3 остановки для прогулок по 20–30 мин

  • На Васильевском спуске у Большого Москворецкого моста
  • На смотровой площадке Воробьёвых гор
  • У Патриаршего моста рядом с храмом Христа Спасителя

Организационные детали

  • Едем на комфортабельном автобусе или миниавтобусе. Посадка начинается за 15 мин., опоздавших к началу поездки не ждём
  • Несовершеннолетние участники допускаются только в сопровождении взрослых. Для детей до 5 лет обязательно возьмите собственное автокресло
  • Если с вами 3 и более детей — каждый ребёнок должен быть в сопровождении взрослого
  • Крайне редко в дни проведения официальных мероприятий или по решению правительства Москвы проезд к некоторым достопримечательностям может быть ограничен. В этом случае экскурсия проходит по альтернативному маршруту
  • С вами будет гид из нашей команды
Место встречи
Начало экскурсии у станции метро «Лубянка».
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