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Суздаль. Ха-ха-ха
Стендап-экскурсия по древнерусскому городу с коренным суздальцем-историком

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Длительность 2 часа
Размер группы до 30 людей
Дети можно с детьми
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Цена 8000 ₽
Для бронирования экскурсии вам будет необходимо оплатить 25% от стоимости экскурсии, а остальные деньги — гиду на месте.
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Если вдруг жизнь показалась житухой — езжайте в Суздаль! Город, где за ха-ха-ха скрыты вкус, красота и интересности. А я — коренной суздалец и ваш проводник по этим местам. С шутками-прибаутками и историческими фактами вы узнаете, кого и как щупали на Щупачихе, как нагнать скуки на Скучилихе, кто такая домовуха и при чём тут Плясуниха. Доверьтесь мне: вы всё поймёте и ещё добавки попросите!

Что вас ожидает

  • Мы рассмотрим исторический центр Суздаля
  • Окажемся в окружении очаровательных церковок и могучих монастырей
  • Прогуляемся от Скучилихи до Щупачихи. Минуя Бамбуриху. Заглянув на Пинаиху

И поговорим о:

  • купцах и их нравах
  • мещанах и их домиках-крошечках в три окошечка
  • суздальских наличниках и коньках
  • быте, нравах, легендах и преданиях
  • людях, когда-то живших в Суздале
  • забавном и прекрасном старорусском языке, на котором здесь разговаривали

Организационные детали

Суздаль город небольшой. За 2-3 часа его можно увидеть практически целиком.
Пешком?
Да.
На вашем авто?
Да.
На моём авто?
Да.
Познавательно?
Да!
Красиво?
Невероятно!

Место встречи
Начало экскурсии у Спасо-Евфимьева монастыря.
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Нескучно, динамично. Нас было 10 человек разного возраста, всем понравилось. У гида есть свой взгляд на Суздаль , свое отношение к городу. Несмотря на то, что это не первый приезд и не первая экскурсия по Суздалю, была интересно.

Елена
6 ноября 2025 г.

Экскурсия очень понравилась и детям и взрослым!

Оксана
15 октября 2025 г.

Весело, динамично,непринуждённо. Илья доступно и интересно рассказал об исторических фактах города . Провел по интересным улицам и местам. Спасибо большое !

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