Экскурсия | Стендап-экскурсия по Патрикам (18+)

Стендап-экскурсия по Патрикам (18+)
С гидом-комиком, который силён в истории и шутках

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Групповая экскурсия
Длительность 1.5 часа
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Для бронирования экскурсии вам будет необходимо оплатить 25% от стоимости экскурсии, а остальные деньги — гиду на месте.
Описание

Классические экскурсии — мимо. На этой прогулке будет смешно, местами странно и всегда по делу. Какой киллер жил в доме Булгакова? Почему Шехтель — не Шехтель? Какой блог вёл бы Маяковский? Сколько стоит квартира здесь — и почему даже слышать это больно?

Что вас ожидает

Погуляем по Патрикам — мимо памятника Маяковскому, особняка Шехтеля, сада «Аквариум». И вы узнаете:

  • сколько стоит недвижка на Патриках (но не узнаете, где взять столько денег)
  • как пройти по Малой Бронной и не разориться
  • какую страшную тайну скрывает гостиница «Пекин»
  • каким блогером был бы Маяковский
  • кто самая романтичная пара на районе

И многое другое!

Организационные детали

  • Чтобы не упустить ни одного факта и ни одной шутки, вы получите радиогиды и наушники
  • При несильном дожде выдаём дождевики, а при температуре ниже –12°C экскурсия отменяется. Вы можете перенести бронь на другой день или оформить возврат
  • По запросу экскурсию можно провести в индивидуальном формате — детали уточняйте в переписке
  • Экскурсию проведёт гид-комик из нашей команды
  • Если гости находятся в алкогольном опьянении, мы оставляем за собой право не допустить к экскурсии
Место встречи
Начало экскурсии у метро «Маяковская».
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Отзывы туристов

Борисенко
5 апреля 2026 г.

Очень жаль потраченного времени. В начале экскурсии 20 минут стояли у памятника Маяковского и из них 3 мин говорили о нем, а остальное время а-ля организационные моменты с плоскими шутками, как собственно оставшееся 70% времени. На Патриарших прудах стояли и разгадывали басни по скульптурам, странно тратить на это время на экскурсии.

Александра
3 апреля 2026 г.

Долго планировала планировала пойти и наконец дошли с другом, остались довольны, программа насыщенная, группа тоже хорошая была

Симеон
2 апреля 2026 г.

Очень понравилось экскурсия по Патрикам, всем советую.

Екатерина
14 марта 2026 г.

очень интересный и необычный формат . много интерактива , много шуток . рекомендуем 👍

Марина
7 марта 2026 г.

очень понравился формат экскурсии. Павел великолепен. смешно. не пошло. получила массу удовольствия. спасибо ♥️

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