Экскурсия | Стендап-экскурсия по Патрикам (18+)

Стендап-экскурсия по Патрикам (18+)
С гидом-комиком, который силён в истории и шутках

Заказ
Связь с гидом
Гиды в Москве
Экскурсии в Москве
Все гиды
Все экскурсии
Павел
связаться с гидом
828 отзывов
написать
Групповая экскурсия
Длительность 1.5 часа
Размер группы до 30 людей
Дети без детей
Рейтинг
4.62
60 отзывов
Цена 1690 ₽ за одного
Моментальное бронирование
Без необходимости ждать ответ гида
Для бронирования экскурсии вам будет необходимо оплатить 25% от стоимости экскурсии, а остальные деньги — гиду на месте.
Описание

Классические экскурсии — мимо. На этой прогулке будет смешно, местами странно и всегда по делу. Какой киллер жил в доме Булгакова? Почему Шехтель — не Шехтель? Какой блог вёл бы Маяковский? Сколько стоит квартира здесь — и почему даже слышать это больно?

Что вас ожидает

Погуляем по Патрикам — мимо памятника Маяковскому, особняка Шехтеля, сада «Аквариум». И вы узнаете:

  • сколько стоит недвижка на Патриках (но не узнаете, где взять столько денег)
  • как пройти по Малой Бронной и не разориться
  • каким блогером был бы Маяковский
  • кто самая романтичная пара на районе

И многое другое!

Организационные детали

  • Чтобы не упустить ни одного факта и ни одной шутки, вы получите радиогиды и наушники
  • При несильном дожде выдаём дождевики, а при температуре ниже –12°C экскурсия отменяется. Вы можете перенести бронь на другой день или оформить возврат
  • По запросу экскурсию можно провести в индивидуальном формате — детали уточняйте в переписке
  • Если гости находятся в алкогольном опьянении, мы оставляем за собой право не допустить к экскурсии
  • С вами будет гид-комик из нашей команды
Место встречи
Начало экскурсии у метро «Маяковская».
ВЫБРАТЬ ДАТУ
День занят
День свободен
Array ( [timezone] => Europe/Moscow [begin] => 2026-08-01 [end] => 2026-08-31 [defaults] => Array ( [closes_before] => 60 [available_persons] => 30 [duration] => 90 ) [schedule] => Array ( [2026-08-01] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 12:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 17:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-02] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 13:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 18:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-03] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-04] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-05] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-06] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-07] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-08] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 12:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 17:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-09] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 13:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 18:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-10] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:45 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-11] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-12] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-13] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-14] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-15] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 12:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 17:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-16] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 13:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 18:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-17] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-18] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-19] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-20] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-21] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-22] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 12:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 17:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-23] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 13:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 18:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-24] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-25] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-26] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-27] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-28] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-29] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 12:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 17:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-30] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 13:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [1] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 15:30 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) [2] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 18:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) [2026-08-31] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [type] => slot [time] => 19:00 [booked_persons] => 0 [price] => Array ( [price_text] => 1690 ₽ [price_value] => 1690 [is_decreased] => [is_increased] => ) [display_price] => ) ) ) )

Отзывы туристов

Анастасия
30 июля 2026 г.

Необычный формат экскурсии с шутками, самое то после рабочего дня, чтобы расслабиться и насладиться городом и историями!

Надежда
28 июля 2026 г.

Я была аж на двух экскурсиях в Москве, одну подарили, другую выиграла))) Ну что сказать, конечно, бодренько и позитивненько и в конце вкусняшки)) Но вот как-то .... Поверхностно, что-ли. Ну, а что я хотела от стендапа? Спросите вы? ну когда-та я была на КВНе между студентами и преподавателями Физфака питерского университета. Так вот там зал в конвульсиях бился от шуток на глубоко научные темы. Исторические факты еще круче можно оборжать. Если их хорошо знать. Вот как-то этого и хотела. А тут Маяковский "Мы о...сты, парни плечисты!" хахахаха! Институт коммунизма имени Юлиана-Бальтазара Юзефовича Мархлевского - буугога!. и вообще коммунизм это очень смешно. Давайте ка угадаем, герои каких басен изображены на скульптурных композициях! В общем, человеку знающему - уныло. А не знающему - дезинформация какая-то.

Ольга
24 июля 2026 г.

Спасибо за интересную информацию

Татьяна
20 июля 2026 г.

экскурсия меня лично не впечатлила.

Екатерина
11 июля 2026 г.

Классный формат - интересная прогулка по знакомым местам, где все равно открываешь что-то новенькое :) Легко, весело, в чем-то познавательно и очень красиво!

Забронировать Написать гиду
Ваш браузер устарел рекомендуем обновить его до последней версии
или использовать другой более современный.